ok so went and saw Underworld: Evolution before i went to dads and it was b-e-a-u-tiful and i LOVE micheal he was even hotter then in the first one......and all the blood woooo...and i swear they had them cussing a whole lot more then in the first which was really starting to get boring by the end cuz every word was f*** or s*** but other than that it was prefect.....i nearly had a heart attack when that thing happened to micheal and then i was jumping up and down on my seat when he was alright all along........weeeee.....well today kinda sucked our chorus teacher wasnt there and yet we still had to sing because his teachers aide was there and was all like lets sing and so we had to learn this really annoying song the whole time..........and then two of my friends said i had aids which i dont and i cant believe they think that about me......and so ive been really pissed the rest of the day and i need something to blow off steam........and then one of my friends absolutly loves raoul from phantom of the opera so i told her the phantom was way better then raoul but she didnt believe me so now i have to show her the reasons why to hate him.......well thats all i have to say for now see ya.......
Tanis: You don't scare me, Selene.
Selene: Well, we'll have to work on that, won't we?
- Underworld: Evolution
January 25 2006, 05:33:17 UTC 6 years ago
Selene: Egads, the sun.
Michael: Hey, black paint! So THAT'S what these nails are for...
Both of them: QUICK, INTO THIS ODDLY PLACED AND REALLY CRAMPED CLOSET.
Michael: Wow, your face is all burny.
Selene: Yeah, hurts like a bitch.
Micheal: Wait here!
Selene: *has no where else to go anyway* Ummm....
Micheal: *runs about ripping things apart and gets EM kit* Ha! I'm back! This time, I'm the hero! Not some poor confused guy being dragged around the World-Lit-Only-By-A-Blue-Lightbulb by that Bitchy Chick in Leather. Chyeah!
Selene: Uh, no. I'm fine actually. So therefore I still kick ass more than you do.
Michael: Hey, that's not-
Selene: Dude, you threw up potatoes.
Michael: Eh, good point. Let's have sex.
Selene: Why not.
*swarmy music. closet randomly expands. micheal is shown goin' down on her. BUT..UM..WHERE IS HIS PENIS?!*
January 25 2006, 12:11:34 UTC 6 years ago
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lmao!!! that was great gretchen where do you think of this stuff!!!!!!!! well it was great.........